…to tell all of you that The Onion wrote an article about me last week. Quite scary. But anyway, it’s time for me to head home and sit in bed while I watch TV and eat Chinese.
Alex’s step-Grandmother: “I need to get back to the kictchen to whip the cream.” Alex: “Whip it good.” At a table with four girls we’d just met… Girl 1: “So, Ward, what’s with the string around your finger?” Ward: “Oh, it’s in memory of a girl I knew.” Chase: “It’s to remind him to put [...]
Heard the news that our good ‘ol boy, Sal, has made it to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. I won’t say he’s there “safe and sound” because just the other night I rented the movie, City of God, and well, good luck Sal. Try not to piss too many people off. But seriously, the movie was [...]
Thanks to Andy we’ve had a copy of Halo 2 in the house for three weeks now, and thanks to my convenient excuse/justification of “I’m sick, I should stay in this weekend,” I now have a copy of Half-Life 2. Two very different games, yet oh-so similar. First, to solidify my already well-established geekiness: A [...]
During my new regular routine downtown, I’ve noticed a lot of odd little things here and there, that I’d never thought would be commonplace in my life. Shoe shines: I have yet to get my shoes shined, but not for lack of places to go. Seems like every building lobby or concourse downtown has a [...]
I had a fairly big celebrity sighting last Friday on my walk home from work. On my way past the Gap, across from the Pacific Place mall, I noticed a girl rush outside to her friend, clutching a piece of paper and saying, “It was him!” I figured she must have gotten an autograph, and [...]
I was tempted to post my angry, knee-jerk reaction to the election results yesterday, but what would the point have been? The internet has been full of ridiculous sensationalism (cough:politicalweblogs:cough) in the past few days/months, and there’s no need to add to it. After some more thought, I decided I’d just link to a few [...]
A number of people have been posting this video still in honor of the election. It is finally upon us.