Last night I dreamt I went to a bar back on the East Coast and ordered a Rainier beer. (Yes, it is odd that an East Coast bar had this on tap. My dreams are obviously not too concerned about details.) The bartender poured a pint, put it down in front of me and said, “That'll be $8.75.” What?!? Bottles at my local bar are $1.75 and pints elsewhere are usually $2 or $3. I made a fuss about the price being ridiculous, but I ended up paying. I was ripped off in my own dream.
Britney Spear’s clothes were ripped off in my dream.
From my psychoanalysis of our two dreams, I deduce two things:
1. I drink too much beer
2. You watch too much Britney Spears
i don’t think there’s a such thing as ‘watching too much britney spears.’