Full back story can be found here.
(all AIM screennames have been changed to protect the innocent, and the just plain dumb)
The DanteGil story had fallen flat, and I hadn't seen MissShady or LilMissShady online at all. Things were getting slow, but then one day I get a message from “bajanka”. This screenname had the same numbers at the end as the MissShady and LilMissShady screennames, so from the start I was pretty sure it was her. The conversation quickly confirmed that.
This also brings us completely up-to-date with the MissShady Saga. Not much more of an introduction is really necessary. Brace yourselves, it's a long one.
bajanka: fuck you fag
Me: hey hon
Me: missed you
bajanka: u know who this is?
Me: do you know who THIS is?
Me: you live in spain?
bajanka: you do
Me: I've never been. Always wanted to visit.
Me: So where are you from then?
Me: Idaho. just outside Boise
bajanka: how old r u?
bajanka: u go to school?
Me: just graduated highschool in the spring
bajanka: i'm getting my ged
Me: cool. how old are you?
Me: do you work?
Me: what do you do?
bajanka: i work at a tanning salon
Me: I thought the tanning beds did most of the work there
bajanka: we do waxes too
bajanka: i do bakini waxes
Me: sunburns and bikini waxes all in one place!
bajanka: you need one?
Me: haha. no. I'm a guy
bajanka: i know
Me: but I did shave my legs for the swimteam in highschool
bajanka: eyebrows too?
Me: no, that'd be a little much
Me: shaved head though
Me: when I swam, yeah
Me: I'm growing it out now
bajanka: i like the low cut hair
Me: do you get hooked up with free tans and waxes?
bajanka: hell yeah
Me: very nice
Me: what type/color hair do you have?
bajanka: straight and brownish
Me: do you have any piercings?
bajanka: my nose and tounge
Me: tongue, both ears and nipples
bajanka: i had one of my nipples peirced
bajanka: i took it out
bajanka: i heard they go numb after a while
Me: maybe if you have too many guys playing with it ;-)
bajanka: i wish
Me: aw, no love interests?
bajanka: they're imprisoned right now
Me: been there done that
Me: what for?
Me: oh man
Me: were there people in the house?
bajanka: they were passed out drunk
Me: was the guy a minor?
bajanka: no he's 20
bajanka: he was 19
Me: wow, so how long is he in for?
bajanka: 25 months
bajanka: he's been in for almost 10
Me: you still in touch with him, or have you moved on?
bajanka: i write him
bajanka: and he get's on work release in september
bajanka: and he get's 8 hour home visits
bajanka: in sept
Me: yay. not too long then.
Me: you planning a welcome home surprise? ;-)
bajanka: yep i got a french tickler tounge ring ball and 20 condoms waiting for him
Me: wow, lucky guy
bajanka: he don't even know
Me: he sure will after that night
bajanka: i can't wait
bajanka: you involed with any body
Me: my girlfriend and I just broke up after graduation
Me: goin' our separate ways, yadda, yadda…
Me: it was mutual, not a big deal
Me: we were only together for 4 months
Me: just messing around. knew it wouldn't last
bajanka: did ya;ll fuck?
bajanka: was it worth it?
Me: hell yeah, she was pretty fine
bajanka: how was the pussy?
Me: it kept me coming back
Me: yeah, even her eyebrows
Me: smooth as silk
Me: do you shave?
Me: the brazillian
Me: a brazillian wax
Me: must be painful
bajanka: you have no idea
Me: your boyfriend enjoy it?
bajanka: i don't have a boyfriend
Me: the guy you were seeing, who's in jail
Me: whatever you want to call him
bajanka: he will enjoy it
Me: have you fucked him before?
bajanka: 3 times
Me: does he give good head?
bajanka: i don't know yet
bajanka: we never got to that
bajanka: we will though
Me: even more to look forward to
bajanka: what r u wearing?
Me: wife-beater shirt and black cargo pants
bajanka: eminem shirt and jaens
bajanka: it's white
Me: do you have any tattoos?
bajanka: not yet
bajanka: i'm going to go learn how to do tatoos and body peircing
Me: what kind of tattoo would you want?
bajanka: i dunno
bajanka: my friend john is gonna let me practice on him
Me: hehe, brave soul
Me: are you an artist?
bajanka: some might say that
bajanka: i'm quite modest
Me: what kind of stuff do you do?
bajanka: any thing really
bajanka: i can draw something if i'm looking at it
Me: I'm jealous
Me: I have no artistic talent
bajanka: i can't help it
Me: have you been with anyone else since this guy went to jail?
bajanka: 3 people
Me: any good?
bajanka: no 2
Me: heh, that hard to remember?
bajanka: the third stuck it in my ass with out my permission
Me: did you slap him?
bajanka: no he held me down and wouldn't let me move
bajanka: i cried
Me: that's usually called sexual assault, or rape
bajanka: yeah well i just cut him off
Me: not literally, I hope
bajanka: i just ain't given him no more
Me: damn right
Me: was that the first time you got it in the ass?
bajanka: the second
Me: do you enjoy it (when you agree to it)?
bajanka: when there's k y jelly involved
Me: and lots of it
Me: you should try astroglide
Me: ever been with two guys at once?
bajanka: that's not me
Me: a cock in each hole wouldn't do it for ya?
bajanka: hell to the no
Me: good girl
bajanka: i try
Me: naughty, but good
bajanka: what do you listen to?
Me: little bit of everything
Me: mostly indie rock
At this point she tried directly connecting, and my AIM crashed. I started it up again.
Me: this computer just totally bugged out
bajanka: i was gonna send you a pic of sexy micheal jackson
Me: try again?
Attempting to directly connect to bajanka.
You are now directly connected to bajanka.
Me: he is nasty
bajanka: NO SHIT
bajanka: he was the third
Me: have any prettier pictures?
Me: any of you?
Me: no, not on this computer
bajanka: you have two?
Me: my parents (divorced) both have one
bajanka: oh sorry
bajanka: they still alive
Me: yup, alive and kickin'
Me: they used to kick me when i was a kid
Me: no big deal. they're cool now.
Me: your parents still around?
bajanka: my mom is
bajanka: i don't know my dad
Me: that must be tough
bajanka: i thought your dad died pretending to be toxie?
Me: what are you talking about?
bajanka: yeah ok?
Me: my IM is shpa-something-, is that what you mean?
bajanka: no you know what vi'm talkin bout
bajanka: don't play stupid
bajanka: what's my paasword?
Me: how would I know that?
bajanka: oh and you talked tou my friend dant gil
bajanka: you knew it last time
Me: I have no clue what you're talking about
Me: my brother may have been fucking around with my IM
Me: I kick his little nerd ass
bajanka: OH OK
bajanka: i might believe you
Me: fuck. I'll have to get a new screenname that he doesn't know about
bajanka: so, you don't know anything about troma?
Me: uh, nope
bajanka: how old is your brother?
bajanka: and where did you get your screen name?
Me: two years younger than me, 17
bajanka: is he spanish?
bajanka: is he married?
bajanka: does he live in spain?
Me: um, no, he's a little computer dork that sits in front of his computer all day long
bajanka: well, if your telling the truth…
bajanka: that's what he told me
Me: that's kinda funny. why would he pretend to be married? he should pretend to have a life
Me: then maybe he'd get some
bajanka: “he” also said him and his old lady are trying to have a baby
Me: I think he deserves a few kidney punches
bajanka: so, you never talked to missShady?
bajanka: “he” stole my screen name
Me: I saw the name on my buddylist, but I had no idea why
Me: wow, sorry
Me: I promise I'll kick his butt for you
bajanka: well “he” can eat shit and die
bajanka: do you have a hacking program?
Me: I'll pass that along
Me: I don't
bajanka: my brother wants to know
Me: who knows what my brother has
bajanka: “your brother” can eat my ass
bajanka: and tell “him” iwant my screen name back
Me: will do
Me: in the meantime, I'll get a new screenname, and maybe we can chat again without his fucking with things
bajanka: ok, well i got to go for now
Me: same here
Me: I've got a 17 year old to pound on
bajanka: kick him in the face for me
bajanka: bye now
Me: I'll catch you later