This just in: An entire category devoted to the ongoing MissShady Saga, for your viewing pleasure.
As was apparent in Part II, MissShady was starting to catch on and was getting upset with me. But of course, after learning Password #2: “shinoda”, I went and unblocked myself, yet again. She figured it was me, insulted me and blocked me again. This time I had a friend sign on as MissShady and unblock me, hoping to use my “online time” to prove that I could not have signed off and on again as her, in the past 5 minutes. There isn't much else to say about the next conversation. I decided to try playing dumb, innocent and apologetic when she wrote to me: