(all AIM screennames have been changed to protect the innocent, and the not so innocent)
If you haven't already, you should read Part I first. I also made a small addition to Part I, that I only now remembered (so hard to keep the timeline of this whole thing straight). The only preface I really want to give for Part II, is that pieces of the original conversation were lost due to IM windows getting closed accidentally. Some of what follows is what I saved, some is pieced together from memory.
The next time MissShady and I chatted, she wrote to me first…
MissShady: hey bitch
Me: what's up, slut
MissShady: how'd you know?
Me: your mom told me
Me: who's curtis?
“Curtis” was the first password of hers.
MissShady: exscuse me?
Me: who is curtis?
Me: your mom mentioned him too
MissShady: bite me
Me: how's jacksonville treating you?
MissShady: ooo, tell me more about myself
MissShady: I already told you where I lived
Me: I know. I was just asking how things were going.
MissShady: shut up
Me: was that supposed to be an insult?
MissShady: when was the last time you had sex?
Me: that is a very personal question
Me: when was the last time you had sex?
MissShady: two weeks ago
Me: how was he?
MissShady: not bad. I've had better
Me: how old is your kid?
MissShady: i don't have any kids
MissShady: except your two
Me: what's that supposed to mean?
Me: that I fucked you and you have since given birth to two of my kids?
Me: that I had two kids who you have since kidnapped?
MissShady: so when was the last time you had sex?
Me: last night, with my wife
MissShady: your wife? liar
MissShady: you said you were 17
Me: where I come from, it is customary to get married at a young age.
Me: we married when she was 15 and I was 16
MissShady: i don't believe you
Me: we are trying for a child
MissShady: where do you live?
Me: I already told you
MissShady: you said you were hispanic
Me: I said I was Spanish
Me: I live in Spain
MissShady: your so full of shit
MissShady: say hello to the block
And with that, she blocked me for the second time (addition to Part I clarifies the first block). I waited a few minutes and then logged on, as her, and unblocked myself. When you log on in a new location with the same screenname, the original location pops up with a message, “You have been disconnected. You have logged on with this same screen name at a different location.” Or something along those lines. So, MissShady saw this message, logged back on and saw my screenname had been unblocked. My cover had pretty much been blown.
MissShady: you're a fuckin pathetic nerd with no life
MissShady: grow up
Yes, she hit the nail right on the head. I won't even pretend to deny it. Except that I do.
MissShady: fuck you
I was blocked again. I waited a while before trying to log in as MissShady again. When I tried to sign in, “curtis” no longer worked. Whoops! I forgot my password… Check yahoo e-mail account… Password #2: shinoda