Lopolis

I got a call at work and this was the conversation (nearly word-for-word): (I pick up the phone) Chris: “Hello, this is Chris Taylor.” Maureen (in a very high-pitched, happy voice): “Hi, this is Maureen. I just took over in this sales position at PC Connection. You placed an order with us?” Chris: “Yes, I [...]

You go to bed four hours earlier than everyone else you know. You wake up five hours earlier. You stand under a hot shower and let the steam slowly engulf you. You rub the sleep from your eyes and stifle a yawn. A few minutes spent to feed your starving body. You take a deep [...]

Yesterday I passed a truck for a plumbing company called, “Royal Flush.” A few weeks ago I passed a truck for a construction company called, “Erection Specialists.”