Lopolis

I got a call at work and this was the conversation (nearly word-for-word):
(I pick up the phone)
Chris: “Hello, this is Chris Taylor.”
Maureen (in a very high-pitched, happy voice): “Hi, this is Maureen. I just took over in this sales position at PC Connection. You placed an order with us?”
Chris: “Yes, I already received it.”
Maureen: “I [...]

You go to bed four hours earlier than everyone else you know. You wake up five hours earlier. You stand under a hot shower and let the steam slowly engulf you. You rub the sleep from your eyes and stifle a yawn. A few minutes spent to feed your starving body. You take a deep [...]

Yesterday I passed a truck for a plumbing company called, “Royal Flush.”
A few weeks ago I passed a truck for a construction company called, “Erection Specialists.”